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Engineer in Hell An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, the engineer became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they've had flush toilets, air conditioning, escalators, and the engineer was a pretty popular guy. One day God called to Satan and said with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God exclaimed, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there in the first place; send him back up here." Satan said, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God threatened, "Send him back up here NOW or I'll sue!" Satan laughed uproariously and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" |